Brown Knows

It's all very well me knocking the election and getting all cynical about politics at my computer desk. But if Mr Brown knocked at my door (looking all smart in a suit and red rosette) and asked me if he could count on my vote this summer, I'd say I haven't decided yet, Mr Brown. Same as I'd say to Mr Cameron and the blue rosette boys and the other fella in the yella party. And they'd probably say it's important not to waste your vote. But surely a wasted vote is a vote for a party that doesn't win.