Floating Voters

There's plenty of them about, apparently. Floating face down in water, probably. Sick to death of the hyperbole, the constant avoidance of answering a direct question. The being all smiley when there's a camera around, then spitting vile rhetoric when they think no one's listening. Floating is the best way for a voter to be. Rise above it all. Take the higher ground and have nothing to do with it. Just keep on paying those taxes, bailing out those bankers, giving those MPs a secure, well-paid job for five years.